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7th World: [ voice/video ] A Question of the Mind

[ The image presented on the screen shows a Kirk that looks like he probably just got up. He doesn't have enough hair for it to look to messy, but somehow it manages it, and his eyes look bleary. He runs a hand over his face and sighs. ]

Okay, how badly do you need therapy when even you have to admit that you need therapy?

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I did not beg. That is your twisted little imagination at work right there. And I will believe you have learned a lesson the day I see it for myself.

And- I am not - that won't be - leave the suggestions to people with half a brain and less hair!

[Oh no, he's not getting upset now, this was too good.]

I don't see why you can't just take the suggestion from someone with a fully functional brain like myself. And I do have less hair, you should have seen how long it used to be. So I fit both of those qualifications quite well, I'd say.

It's ok to be in denial. But that will only last so long. I don't see why you have to push him away since he apparently loves you so much and you would end up returning the favor anyhow, but I guess you're too stupid to know the difference. Your therapy will only tell you exactly what I'm saying now. [He has decided. He is totally hooking them up if he can, just because it's just too good to see Kirk messed up right now. And besides, if he's successful no one's hurt in the end right? If he's not he gets to troll Kirk forever.]

_{[ You are a horrible person Vegeta. Horrible. If your wife ever comes he is going to tell so hard on you. Let her deal with your trolling monkey butt.

For now is going to glare daggers at you. You would be dead if looks could actually produce daggers, that is how hard he is glaring. He just doesn't want to admit he cares, or that he can. Home life wasn't very conducive to making him okay with this sort of relationship.]}

He's not in love with me. He can't be. He tolerates me, most of the time. I mean, we're friends, yeah, but we're just... we're just friends. That's all older Spock said we were...

He's not? That's why you two had locked lips, huh? [He just cackles at that.] I'd say he very much likes you! Believe it or not that Vulcan is very much capable of emotion, I've seen it myself! I might of...ruffled his feathers a little. [He grins wickedly, because he's a jerk and he likes to egg people on like that.

Oh that was a good idea. It just came to him.]

In fact I don't think he liked what I said to him. I can't tell you how much I delight in making him angry. And you met him from another dimension? Are you sure that's what he meant? You seem unsure. If I didn't know any better it sounded like he was dropping a hint!

_{[ His eyes flash in the video and he seems to round on Vegeta. ]}

Hey! What did I tell you about Spock? I thought I warned you not to mess with him!

What? I thought I wasn't supposed to speak badly of him in front of you. Now I didn't say anything bad, now did I? I just said we had a little argument is all, and he got a little upset. Why?

Does that...bother you?

Damn straight, it does! He's my crew mate, and I already told you not to mess with him - in front of me or to his face or to anyone else. You got that?

Wow, you're pretty offended. Well I'll tell you what! Why don't I do the two of you a favor and see if I can find him a girlfriend instead, will that make up for my mistreatment of your best friend?

Or will that make you jealous?

He has a damn girlfriend. Her name is Uhura, she's on my ship too.

_{[And was that part of the problem? Knowing he was with Uhura? Kirk was a playboy, but he was not a cheat and he certainly respected the boundaries of girlfriend/fiancee/wife and so on. ]}

You speak like that's a bad thing. [His voice could not be dripping more sarcasm right now.] Are you sure you're ok with such a relationship occurring on your ship?

I have a feeling you might not.

I have nothing against it! So long as he doesn't let it interfere with how he does his job, it's not my problem. I mean, yeah, it's against regulations, but I'm not good with authority anyways.

[He just chuckles.]

That's not what I was referring to.

Who knows whatever the heck you meant, I'm not sure you did!

_{[ He was beating around the bush and going back to being childish and he knew it. But it was his best defense, his only defense right now, and he clung to it. ]}

I wouldn't of said it if I didn't know what I meant. And I'm pretty sure I got the message across crystal clear. [He just laughs again. His tough love is seriously the worst kind.]

And my my, aren't we getting defensive over something you supposedly don't really care about. Aren't you the one who told me that I had to have more of an open mind? Well, I'm giving it a go and I think the two of you are pretty cute together.

Well I am glad to see you have broadened your horizons, glad to be of helped there. And you have never seen us together, you have no basis for that assertion!

Where I know it's not wise to assume, I've found my assumptions to be pretty accurate. Besides, that wretched woman isn't here, is she?

As they say, all's fair in love and war. I believe that's the phrase I've heard you humans use.

Dude, will you stop insulting everyone I mention? It's not cute and I'm going to give you a bloody lip sooner or later for it.

And that's the phrase, but it's not necessarily meant to be taken literally!

Now how was I supposed to know that? I'm just an alien, after all! [No, he totally knew. What a jerk.]

You can go ahead and try to strike me, but I don't think you're going to want to do that. Either way it's still not going to change my mind that you and Spock should be together. You know he would probably appreciate it if you took him out to eat, I'm sure that'll help things along.

[THIS WAS TOO RICH, HONESTLY. Karma's a bitch!]

Has anyone ever told you what a complete and total jerk you are? Seriously, I thought I needed therapy, but you do too - thinking the best answer is to blow things up and kick people when they're down.

Jerk. J.E.R.K.

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