James Tiberius Kirk

[ So, Luceti, have a captain hailing you through the frequencies at an hour that may or may not be respectable, but he's not asleep when he should be, his mind is whirring, and these are the things he thinks of asking when he has trouble sleeping. ]

So, does anyone have any empty beer bottles, beer cans, or soda cans laying around? I want to try something. Uh, you can just drop them off at my place if you want, no need to hand them off in person. Just don't throw them through the windows, k? I don't want Nymeria chewing on them. 

I'm... not sure she actually would, but I don't want to get blamed if she gets sick.

[ Seriously, you ever had a girl with Arya's spunk and little glare angry at you? Not fun. 

And in the mean time, he'll rattle of his house number for anyone who actually wants to get up and drop off said items at this hour.]