universal_charm: (Hurting)
James Tiberius Kirk ([personal profile] universal_charm) wrote2013-11-17 11:23 am

Reboot Complete

[ Taking your first conscious lungful of air after what seems forever is an entirely all to painful experience. Not surreal. Not relieving. Painful. His brain felt like it had been jolted by a car battery and his throat couldn’t decide if it wanted to close up or open so he could exhale and take in another breath.

Finally, that primal part of his brain, the part that worked to keep him alive when he wasn't paying attention, said stop being stupid and he took his second breath. Third. Fourth. Fifth. They kept coming, the pain easing at the same time that his vision went from blurry blobs to fuzzy shapes and finally to something resembling… trees? 

Trees? He was in the woods?

He was dead and all he got was being shoved into some forest - albeit one for dead people? He was a hero! He seriously needed to go haunt somebody and let them know that dying sucked, there were no pearly gates, and he demanded an immediate refund.

That was when the rest of his body decided it needed to make its immediate aches and pains fully noted. Everything hurt, aching in a bone deep way that said he needed to both move and that he needed to sleep for another week. He couldn’t particularly decide which, so instead he chose to lay there, debating if the pain meant he was not, in fact, dead.

But… he had to be, didn’t he? The radiation he had absorbed when he kicked the reactor back into place should have killed him, and he had… Spock had been there, and he had… 

He gulped, pushing the memory away, shifting to try and get his arm under him, his wings fluttering lightly as if - 

Wait. Wings? WINGS?!

His head jerked around, for a moment making him see white stars and he stared in absolute horror at the canary yellow and black edged wings that peeked from behind his back, disturbingly bright on a dead man. Well, he thought he was dead… But he had only ever been to one place where he had sported wings, and angel wings were white (right?). So... was this... was this Luceti? Was he being punished by being sent to the hell version of Luceti, the place he thought he had somehow managed to escape (but never find again despite his efforts - and, in fairness, he had been a bit distracted). Or worse- this was real. He was alive, and he was back in Luceti. 

And in a hospital gown. Awesome. 

To weak to move himself much more, he collapsed back down, sweating for his effort and he wondered if he would stink of radiation now… did radiation have a scent? He guessed he’d find out. His eyes drifted, coming back from the pain induced haze they’d glazed through, dropping on the journal. Of course it was right beside him, like a faithful dog that didn’t know when it wasn’t wanted.

Well, this time he actually needed it. He reached out, bringing it closer, that effort alone making his head spin as he worked it open to speak - ]

Hey everyone. You miss me?

[ Of course, that's base on the idea there's anyone he knows still here to miss him. Did they remember him, a year and more later? ]

the_dead_pool2: (Did I say that out loud?)

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[personal profile] the_dead_pool2 2013-11-19 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[He'll switch to video]

Yeah, I have a tendency for people to want to give me high fives. Call it a curse.
the_dead_pool2: (Common sense tingling)

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[personal profile] the_dead_pool2 2013-11-20 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[This guy looked like he'd been through the ringer]

You look like shit, buddy.

[Always so caring]

Of course it was.

[He gives a bit of a shrug]

Luceti, purgatory, shitsville, whatever you prefer. I think Luceti is the general consensus for names though.
the_dead_pool2: (Doorknobs)

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[personal profile] the_dead_pool2 2013-11-20 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
You talking about the movie with Robin Williams and Nathan Lane? I didn't hear about any major cross dressing going on here. If so, I have nothing to wear.

[Way to rub in the fact that you can actually die Kirk]

Who wouldn't?
the_dead_pool2: (Common sense tingling)

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[personal profile] the_dead_pool2 2013-11-20 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm guessing you are from the future, or you've lived in an isolated village, because most people have heard of Robin Williams.

[He is accustomed to having that effect on people]

Your drug dealer is named Bones?

[Pause]

It works.
the_dead_pool2: (Common sense tingling)

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[personal profile] the_dead_pool2 2013-11-20 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You part of some kind of military organization?

[Thats what made sense to him]

Eh, I already know a few people from different futures, so thats not really a big cookie to tempt me, pal.

[Not that he has a problem doing the task particularly anyway]

Also, if you've been here before, shouldn't you get someone you know to bring you pants? I'd understand if you wanted a hot girl you hadn't met to bring you pants, but random dude in a mask wouldn't be my first choice.

But I digress, if a man needs pants, I shall provide.
the_dead_pool2: (!)

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[personal profile] the_dead_pool2 2013-11-24 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
You went home last November?

Huh, didn't know that was possible.

[He isn't much one for reading guides]

Whatever keeps your strength up, pal.