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[ There's a surprise for Kirk on the morning of the Eleventh of December. That surprise? All his pants are gone, replaced with skirts of a questionable length. He handles the not all to foreign objects with something between being peeved and wanting to acknowledge it was kind of a funny prank. Except now it wasn't, because he wanted to get dressed and go walk.
To bad that he couldn't find his own pants, though, and any he tried to put on that weren't his simply wouldn't... well, go on. It was like an invisible wall came up whenever so much as a toe came near the legs of the pants and he couldn't get a single digit or even hair in. The only thing he could wear? The skirts of questionable length (however stylish they were if he was any judge of women's fashion). He was beginning to suspect magic trickery now, though he didn't know if that was Malnosso doing or someone else (and he didn't want to get his hopes up it was the someone he thought would do this...).
So for the first day (the 11th), he decided to for once make Bones and Spock happy at the same time and remain around the house, puttering about in his skirt because that was somehow less embarrassing than trotting about in his underwear.
The next two days, though, he couldn't bear it, and found something of a way around the skirt - wearing a very long coat. It did leave one to wonder why it was the dear Captain was exposing his legs to the winter weather when he was outside (trips he did indeed try to make short, or keep away from the main portion of the town. He was a confident man, but even he could have his limits). ]
[ ooc: The Prankening has begun! For Dec. 11, 12, and 13 Kirk has no choice but to wear miniskirts thanks to the one and only Loki! December 11 he will spend all of the day inside, so you have to come visit him to get a peak, but 12, and 13 he will venture a pit outside, though he will be avoiding places like the town center, but might dip in really quick to get a coffee or something from the grocery and pray no one stops him. But we all know you will, right? ]
To bad that he couldn't find his own pants, though, and any he tried to put on that weren't his simply wouldn't... well, go on. It was like an invisible wall came up whenever so much as a toe came near the legs of the pants and he couldn't get a single digit or even hair in. The only thing he could wear? The skirts of questionable length (however stylish they were if he was any judge of women's fashion). He was beginning to suspect magic trickery now, though he didn't know if that was Malnosso doing or someone else (and he didn't want to get his hopes up it was the someone he thought would do this...).
So for the first day (the 11th), he decided to for once make Bones and Spock happy at the same time and remain around the house, puttering about in his skirt because that was somehow less embarrassing than trotting about in his underwear.
The next two days, though, he couldn't bear it, and found something of a way around the skirt - wearing a very long coat. It did leave one to wonder why it was the dear Captain was exposing his legs to the winter weather when he was outside (trips he did indeed try to make short, or keep away from the main portion of the town. He was a confident man, but even he could have his limits). ]
[ ooc: The Prankening has begun! For Dec. 11, 12, and 13 Kirk has no choice but to wear miniskirts thanks to the one and only Loki! December 11 he will spend all of the day inside, so you have to come visit him to get a peak, but 12, and 13 he will venture a pit outside, though he will be avoiding places like the town center, but might dip in really quick to get a coffee or something from the grocery and pray no one stops him. But we all know you will, right? ]
