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THIS IS JAMES T. KIRK. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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[success_story]

Well, don't worry. I don't ever like to have an empty coffee pot. [ So, that's almost like a joke. Are they allowed to joke? He sighs, tight. ] Just--tell me you're not thinking about doing anything stupid right now.

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You’re going to have to define stupid, Tim.

[success_story]

Okay, let's see...impulsive? Reckless? Ah--rebellious? Any of these striking any chords?

[universal_charm]

Nope, not a one.

_{[ TOTALLY INNOCENT, DO NOT DISCUSS ON OPEN CHANNELS, TIM. ]}

[success_story]

That's good, because I'd hate to start our lives together with a fight.

You have a car, right?

[universal_charm]

And a plane. But why do you ask?

_{[ Tim, you fool, he’s going to do something stupid, but thanks for believing in him. ]}

[success_story]

[ Oh, he's got a pretty good idea of that. Jim may be talking through his teeth, but Tim isn't joking in the least. ]

Do you mind giving me a ride from the hotel, darling dear? I'm packing up what I need from my room this afternoon and tonight. I can be ready tomorrow.

[universal_charm]

_{[ Good luck holding him back. Better men than you have tried, Tim. ]}

Ah, yes, of course, darling. When would you like me to come around? Shall I pack a picnic?

[success_story]

No, let's order in after the move. I despise the outdoors.

[universal_charm]

Well that's not healthy, what about getting your vitamin c?

[success_story]

Orange juice. It's the only think I eat or drink. Probably should have warned you about this before we got hitched.

[universal_charm]

Well that's certainly going to make meal-time easier to manage.

[success_story]

Oh yeah, I'm real easy for meals.

Do you...I mean, do you guys cook?

[universal_charm]

Yes, we do. Shion and myself, mostly, but we do cook. So you might want to shift that stance on orange juice only. My pancakes are to die for.

[success_story]

I think I can make room for pancakes. You'd have some stiff competition, though. No one's ever made better pancakes than my butler.

[universal_charm]

That is a sentence I never thought I would ever hear anyone say.

[success_story]

There are literally millions of combinations of words that could also provoke that statement, and I gotta say that I would love not having to get shit for having had a butler.