Well, according to Spock, I was a tribble for about a week, and before that I'm pretty sure I was mallynapped. All of it's really hazy, to be honest, but I know I wasn't here and I was out of it or just plain don't remember.

_{[ He sat, sniffing the scent of burgers going on the grill and getting cooked and his stomach growled. ]}

So long and short of it, kidnapped and turned into a fuzzball for a week.