You part of some kind of military organization?

[Thats what made sense to him]

Eh, I already know a few people from different futures, so thats not really a big cookie to tempt me, pal.

[Not that he has a problem doing the task particularly anyway]

Also, if you've been here before, shouldn't you get someone you know to bring you pants? I'd understand if you wanted a hot girl you hadn't met to bring you pants, but random dude in a mask wouldn't be my first choice.

But I digress, if a man needs pants, I shall provide.