WORLD 01 [ action / voice ]

[ Hey, everyone in Luceti, you have a new visitor - resident - whatever you want to call him and he's appeared conveniently out of nowhere in a small burst of what looks like swirling light in the middle of what he takes to be ... well, a spare apartment maybe. Either way he's here, and he's... not to happy. As you can probably tell from his face - which is set so far into the frown zone he might as well have his very own thunderstorm.]

If this is a joke, I am really not amused. First off - I KNOW this is not Altori Alpha 6. Don't try and tell me it is, I know it's not, because there's no purple sky. Second - why do I have wings? I mean, good for you for making them match my uniform and all, that shows some real effort - but wings? Really? We all know this isn't heaven, I don't care what you've hypo'd me with. And please say you hypo'd me and didn't do something unsanitary. 

So, who's going to be a nice local and help me out here? Does this thing have a longer range? I need to contact my ship. Help me do that and I'm out of your hair, just like that. 

And, I guess I'll be diplomatic and introduce myself - I'm Captain James T. Kirk of the S.S. Enterprise, which is a part of Star Fleet. 

[ And yes, he is totally serious, Luceti.]