None of this was familiar. Not a lick. Five years out and the whole pop culture scene changed drastically, leaving him scowling at the screen while he contemplated pulling up an older movie- but. They were supposed to be catching up. So.

He flipped to the proper category, squinted through reviews and scrolled past anything resembling a marriage based or 'fish out of water' based comedy- no Klingon Co-eds or Vulcan neighbors, thank you. He settled on some kind of buddy cop movie that had solid reviews- more hijinks than explosions, before settling back and looping an arm around Kirk's shoulders.

There. His job was done. "Probably won't end with me holding your hair back over the toilet, or gett'n shoved at some poor girl that don't know better."