Well I would suggest wrappin' paper, but can't see it bein' that comfortable, let 'lone the paper cuts that could happen. To either of us. [Yes, he was enjoying a chance to continue the joke.] Need something softer, pretty fabric 'nstead. [He made a shooing motion with the hand that held the glasses for Jim to move over so Remy could join him, using his foot to hook a coffee table thing closer to them so he could put the plate and glasses down.]