[Another long sip.]

It was! We were still definitely in our honeymoon phase. Everything was going perfect. We even went on a date, and...

[Well, some things may or may not have happened in a hotel.]

But now there's a huge problem, because I went to visit him one morning and... He's a kid. Keith is a literal kid right now. Something in this place glitched him for whatever, and he looks and acts like he's nine years old.