You're talking to a guy who traveled to a prison dimension set on one day in the year 1994. Who's, admittedly, not as drunk as you. But, we've also traveled here. Which resembles some semblance of what the future might look like one day.

[ So, suck it up. ]

Wasn't? I thought I had a couch with your name on it? Leaving me already? It won't take long to clean up and close down. Unless you have somewhere better to be.