Well I have no intention of seeing my hair go white any time soon. I'm older than I was, but not that old.

[And that's how Charles feels whenever he hears his middle name.]

I know the man who assassinated JFK personally. [Fun fact, now that you mentioned it.] Tiberius isn't so bad a name, probably a bit too long to be my middle name so it wouldn't flow as easily as is does with your name.